tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2784915262156785012024-03-13T08:07:06.093-07:00Best Joke Collection........ to cheer up your day!Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-37399095168129144072013-10-20T08:17:00.001-07:002013-10-20T08:17:49.820-07:00冻手<p dir="ltr">今早真TMD冷,我和姐姐一起去提款机取钱,准备清明节买点东西,来到取钱处,正好遇到运钞车来加钞。无奈之下两人只好站在一旁苦逼的等候,这时姐对我说:冻手不? 我冷冷地回一句:冻手!结果尼玛四杆枪瞬间指向我俩……后来我俩就被莫名押上了警车,在路上我们一直保持沉默,直到后来我实在忍不住了问姐姐:你怎么还不开腔呢?我靠,结果八杆枪瞬间指向了我俩… 到了警局, 条子问我姐姐:你叫什么名字?姐答:蒋英羽。条子脸色微绿再问:你到底叫什么名字?姐答:蒋英羽。 条子脸色顿时全绿对我吼道:what is your name?我:(沉默以对。)条子再次对我大吼道:what is your name?我很腼腆的答道:蒋国羽</p> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-19208467471256544692013-08-21T23:01:00.001-07:002019-11-15T22:09:35.917-08:00官二代偶遇一农民工<div dir="ltr">
官二代偶遇一农民工,见他与自己长得一模 一样,便鄙夷地问:你妈以前在钓鱼台当过服务员 吧?农民工弱弱地答:俺娘打小就没出过村儿,俺 爹……过去是给哪个首长当警卫员来着?</div>
Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-64106392819545839442013-04-09T08:28:00.001-07:002013-04-09T08:28:21.287-07:00神奇啊研表究明,汉字序顺并不定一影阅响读!事证实明了也许当你看这完句话之后才发字现都乱是的Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-19202796942132822462013-01-31T20:02:00.001-08:002013-01-31T20:02:06.162-08:00司马光<p>古时有个孩子叫司马光,他和小朋友玩耍 时,有个小朋友掉进了盛满水的水缸。 小 朋友们慌了,哭着找大人。司马光没慌,搬 起一石头向水缸砸去; 水流出来小朋友得 救了,大家都夸司马光:你真聪明! </p> <p>第二天, 他们去河边玩,司马光不小心落入河中; 小 朋友们没慌,他们冷静的搬起一块块石头 向河里砸去。 司马光,享年9岁。</p> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-37983562178531370882013-01-19T23:22:00.001-08:002013-01-19T23:22:04.959-08:00一碗牛肉面<div dir="ltr"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">刚在拉面馆,一顾客对小二说:</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">来碗面。 好!</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">拉细点。 好!</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">多放香菜。 好!</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">香菜多放叶少放杆。 好!</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">牛肉切片别切块。 好!</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">面多煮会儿。 好,还有别的要求吗?</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">没了。 好,一共八块谢谢!……</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">给了钱后,小二冲后厨大声喊了一句,“一碗牛肉面~” 然后,就去招呼别的客人了</span><br> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">==========</span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">话说鲁智深到了大相国寺,</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">仍是戒不掉那酒瘾,常常醉后惹事,闹得寺里鸡犬不宁。</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">众僧告到方丈处,方丈无奈,私下劝智深:</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">喝酒我不管你,但求酒后莫要失态!</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">鲁智深闻言大笑:哈哈哈哈,洒家有酒就行,还要什么师太!</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br> </span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">===========</span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">小时候每次买吃的妈妈都会各种藏,然后按时按量发放......一日</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">妈妈</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">买了五个酥饼,我和妹妹扒拉扒拉找到了,我一合计,就五个吃了肯定被发现,忍痛离开了。第二天一早,</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">妈妈</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">在狠狠训妹妹偷吃酥饼了,lz一看,没少啊,还是五个 ,只是五个都小了一大圈,原来这货把酥饼都啃了一圈,同时还保持圆形的形状......圆形......五个还是一模一样大小,尼玛,技术活啊。。。。</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br> </span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">============</span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">与老婆结婚三年,一直用TT避孕,现在事业稳定了想要小孩,可老婆说再等等……我偷偷把所有TT都扎了小孔,老婆不知道。没多久果然怀孕,我故意装作不知情,问老婆怎么回事。意想不到的事发生了……老婆声泪俱下的向我坦白交代……你懂的</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br> </span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">========</span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">去药店买藿香正气水。本来记得很清楚,到了药店后。</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">一下子忘了要买的药的名字,于是,一边挠后脑勺。</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">一边嘴里喃喃自语“那个……那个……什么来的?那个……”</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">这是,导购MM很给力的从柜台里拿了一盒TT给我!</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br> </span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">============</span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">朋友昨天问我,怎么能让狗狗不在家里尿尿?</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">我说你在你家的每个角落也撒上一泡,它就知道那是你的地盘了。</span><br style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"> <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">这2B今天给我发来短信:“你那办法真的有用耶”</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br> </span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">=============</span></div> <div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px">侄子小时候记性不好,有次成绩单下来了,刚进院门看到他爸正在睡觉。 他把成绩单给他爸看了,然后他爸给了他一巴掌,侄子哭了,边哭跑,最后绕房子一圈又看到他爸,就上去说,爸,妈刚打我,呜呜......。他爸:…………</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br> </span></div><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16px;line-height:24px"><br></span></div><div><br></div></div> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-20667769257094672792012-12-25T10:17:00.001-08:002012-12-25T10:17:02.421-08:00站 票<div dir="ltr"><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px">送亲戚孩子上大学,看到赶火车的学生潮感慨万分。</span><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px">想当年大学第一次春运寒假回家,买的是站 票,自作聪明带了一个小板凳。结果20多小时,</span><span style="font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px">全程把小板凳顶在头上站回去了……</span><br> </div> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-81669042488999496982012-06-07T11:08:00.001-07:002012-06-07T11:08:23.218-07:00北大男生失恋诗,连回复也那么牛引导语:给大家带来一个很有才很好笑的帖子,帖子是一名北大的学生失恋后写的一首失恋诗,没想到回复也很牛逼,大家来看看吧,不信雷不倒大家!<p>北大男生写到:<br>怒<br>何故<br>昨日暮<br>偶遇见她<br>把纤纤玉手<br>交那衰人牵住<br>盈盈笑语左右顾<br>神采飞扬凌波微步<br>美眸中一片深情倾注<br>似前年与我同在湖畔路<br>也这般附耳交顾低语倾诉<br>如今见我头也不点形同陌路<br>我发现自己旧情难忘六神无主<br>两眼痴呆双脚生根心内如被汤煮<br>像我这么优秀的男子她总嫌我老土<br>那土鳖相貌恶心行止猥琐她爱他粗鲁<br>女孩子搞不清她想什么我越琢磨越胡涂<br>明知道她与自己不合适想忘记她另起灶炉<br>到头来都只能是剪不断理还乱最终于事无补<br>兄弟我长这么大从来没怕过谁却栽给了这个主<br>看来是上辈子欠她很多钱早知如此就不该和她堵<br>碰上她算我倒霉下次说什么也得找个温柔姑娘相处<br>总算明白这世上漂亮不能当饭吃往往还让你难堪重负<br>从现在起踏踏实实勤勤恳恳谦虚谨慎待人有礼爱护公物<br>切记过马路左右看要走人行斑马线要想富少生孩子多种树<br>化悲痛为力量一边努力学习一边时刻准备着开发祖国大西部<br>大丈夫何患无妻没有了你虽然孤独但也使我从此不再一叶障目<br>这也使我好好反思为什么会失败总结经验教训继续探索**道路<br>我会遇上好姑娘没命地追她想她爱她决不放过她不管她属虎还属兔<p>回贴也爆强:<p>这个有志青年是个好同志失恋了不失魂落魄自暴自弃颇有男儿气度<br>他虽然遭遇了现代女陈世美被无情抛弃但没有怪命也不埋怨政府<br>反而擦亮眼睛激发斗志将其丑恶行径卑鄙嘴脸进行了深刻揭露<br>再次论证了阶级斗争将会在一定范围内长期存在的精辟论述<br>展望了初级阶段**尚未成功同志仍需努力这条基本道路<br>尤其难能可贵的是该同志认真反省自己并触动灵魂深处<br>认识到过去在湖畔漫步是小资产阶级情调的严重错误<br>险些为漂亮的外表所迷惑中了糖衣炮弹的惯用招数<br>理论联系实际痛定思痛如梦方醒才知道差点迷途<br>漂亮不能当饭吃漂亮不是本质不是**的全部<br>语言虽然通俗但体现了有志青年的朴实感悟<br>批评与自我批评言辞感人真可谓发自肺腑<br>并萌发修身齐家治国平天下的远大抱负<br>体现了由此及彼由表及里的思想反复<br>像他这么优秀的青年怎么能说他土<br>自然是徒具外表的女人有眼无珠<br>天涯何处无芳草佳丽不问出处<br>好马不吃回头草旧情勿枉顾<br>兔子不吃窝边草以为三窟<br>百步之内必有芳草无数<br>也许有天她变成弃妇<br>才会想起你的好处<br>再回来找你倾诉<br>一切已经太晚<br>你也有今天<br>一屑不顾<br>不理她<br>扮帅<br>酷Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-33174566464771408152012-04-19T10:09:00.001-07:002012-04-19T10:09:56.828-07:001949年战死...1949年战死;投胎至十岁,遇饥荒饿亡;复投胎,家富,批斗而亡;再投胎,读大学,流弹穿胸;又投胎,饮三鹿,结石;还投胎,幼儿园,遇弑;再投胎,从 产道出来,发现周围人说汉语,撞台身亡。医生抱尸痛哭:傻孩子,这里是纽约唐人街啊!奄奄一息的孩子说:别骗我了,我都看到新闻联播了。 <div><br></div><div>==========</div><div><br></div><div>高考成绩出来了,老师长出一口气对我说:其实没考上,对你和大学都是一种幸福。</div><div><br></div><div>=========</div><div><br></div><div>同事喜得贵子。儿子刚学说话时,他天天对儿子说:“叫爸爸。”儿子跟着学,也说:“叫爸爸。”久而久之,儿子养成习惯,见着他便说:“叫爸爸。”他没办法,开始纠正,现在天天对儿子说:“爸爸。”</div> <div><br></div><div>=========</div><div><br></div><div> 每次老婆和老公吵架,老婆就到厕所呆半天。这样的次数多了,老公就不得不问老婆:“在厕所干吗呢?好像还挺解气?”老婆说:“刷马桶!”老公问刷马桶也能解气?老婆说:“不知道,反正每次用的都是你的牙刷。”</div><div><br></div><div>=========</div><div><br></div><div>海边大排档吃饭,旁边一桌有个女的,持续发骚中。突然,一道闪光,别人都继续吃吃喝喝,可发**娇嗔的狂叫:“哎呀,我被偷拍了!” 同桌的集体黑线 :“拜托,要打雷了,刚才那是闪电!</div> <div><br></div><div>=========</div><div><br></div><div>某男,因女友一次交通意外,曾大量输血给女友。后俩人闹翻,男硬要讨回血债。女友气愤之下扯出一块卫生巾砸在他脸上,怒吼:“这是首付,以后会每个月按揭还你!”</div><div><br></div><div>======== </div><div><br></div><div>注册网站我有个习惯,要求写真名的时候,注册Sina我就填袁新浪,注册Yahoo我就叫袁雅虎,注册Baidu我就写袁百度,注册Google我就改袁谷歌。今天接到个电话,问:是袁建设小姐吗?我知道,建设银行把我的个人资料卖掉了…</div> <div><br></div><div>========</div><div><br></div><div>有钱人才能叫宅,你那叫宅吗?你那叫蜗居;有钱人才能叫忧郁,你那叫忧郁吗?你那叫抑郁;有钱人才能叫节能,你那叫节能吗?你那叫抠门;有钱人才能叫旅行,你那叫旅行吗?你那叫流浪;有钱人才能叫单身,你那叫单身吗?你那叫光棍。。。</div><div><br></div><div>=======</div> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-59211863309649770192012-04-11T10:48:00.001-07:002012-04-11T10:48:04.137-07:00去动物园玩今天领儿子去动物园玩,不知道1岁半的儿子用什么语言跟猴子交流,只听见叽歪几句后,猴子从地上捡起块饼干,要递给儿子<p>===========<p>男友家有四岁小妹妹一枚,一天发现柜子上的感冒药没了,马着脸把她叫过来…<br>男友:你拿我的药了?<br>妹妹:我真的没拿<br>男友:拿了几盒?<br>妹妹:两盒<br>男友:你扔掉了?<br>妹妹:没有扔<br>男友:扔哪了?<br>妹妹:厕所垃圾桶<br>…………<p>===========<p>在面馆吃饭,旁边一老头吃完饭去结账,掏出一张面值一万的纸币,老板看了一眼曰:"咱俩不是一个世界的,你到下面试试。<p>===========<p>刚刚群聊一哥们发的:一病人因误诊被切除膏丸一枚,结果昨天打官司获赔100万元。筒子们,想到俺们每天上班都携带200万元固定资产,谁还敢说俺们是穷光蛋?告诉丫:大爷我只是不露财,不露财。。。。。<p>==========<p>一学生家长拜访老师,家长:"老师贵姓啊?"教师:"哦,我叫王金莲。"家长很热情的握住老师的手,说道:"哦,潘老师啊!"<p>==========<p>我姐给她儿子(6岁)报了N多周末班,前天侄子不想去,哭着对我说,舅,我觉得我的人生就是个裤衩儿。我问为什么?他说:我老妈放的什么屁我都得接着......接着...<p>生活的不幸都把你磨练会炼字,比你舅强。不过你继续。<p>==========<p>我开一小店…一女来买东西,一共59块钱,她给了一张一百的,我问:你有没有一块钱,我找你40.她说:有,给你<p>占便宜的好办法。<p>==========Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-11976057912542321662012-03-20T09:28:00.001-07:002012-03-20T09:28:23.839-07:00not for kids========<p>真不敢相信女朋友爸妈的重男轻女思想有这么严重:家里墙上贴满了他们儿子幼时的照片,却没有半张她小时候的照片。<br>女友本人倒是对此不以为意,说这只是他们泰国文化的习俗而已。<p>======<p>有天偶然想到,咱爹妈年轻时电视机还死贵死贵的,他们那时都是靠啥娱乐活动打发时间的呢?<br>我问了我38个兄弟姐妹,可他们也全都完全没有想法呢。Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-66199757832314255762012-02-13T10:17:00.001-08:002012-02-13T10:17:19.325-08:00到了北京才知道到了北京才知道,自己的官有多小; 到了上海才知道,自己的钱少; 到了东北才知道,自己胆有多小; 到了重庆才知道,自己结婚太早;<br>到了瑞士才知道,开个银行帐户没有十万会被人耻笑; 到了丹麦才知道,写个童话其实可以不打草稿; 到了维也纳才知道,乞丐都能弹个小调;<br>到了希腊才知道,迷人的地方其实都是破庙; 到了巴拿马才知道,一条河也代表了主权的重要; 到了智利才知道,火车在境内拐个弯也很难办到;<br>到了南非才知道,随时会被爱滋吻到; 到了撒哈拉才知道,节约用水的重要; 走遍非洲才知道,吃人有时候也是一种需要;<br>到了巴西才知道,亚洲足球差点让上帝疯掉; 到了曰本才知道,死不认帐的人有时候很讲礼貌; 到了中国才知道,孩子只生一个才最好;<br>毕业之后才知道,同学原来真的很难忘掉! 到了群后才知道,原来大家都没有发言的爱好Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-62076308584718473212011-12-20T12:00:00.001-08:002011-12-20T12:00:01.761-08:00点个名吧<span style>一位教秘书学的老师,平日衣着端庄得体,言谈举止很有淑女风范,戴着眼镜的样子看起来就像高中生。</span><br style><span style>话说有天下午上课,雷电交加,风大雨急的,天气恶劣,逃课的童鞋不在少数。</span><br style><span style>进到教室,该老师轻扶眼镜,慢悠悠说道:今天这样糟糕的天气,还有那么多同学来听我的课,不胜感激........无以为报,点个名吧........</span> <div><span style><br></span></div><div><span style>========</span></div><div><span style>今天几个人人在实验室一起忙活</span><br style><span style>突然师姐男朋友来电话</span><br style><span style>对方:.......</span><br style><span style>师姐:在做实验呢</span><br style> <br style><span style>突然一师兄:五万!</span><br style><span style>然后大家心领神会</span><br style><span style>:八条!</span><br style><span style>:碰!二饼!师姐二饼要不要?</span><br style><span style>:二饼,二饼我胡了!</span><br style><br style><span style>师姐:我真在做实验呢,待会儿给你打电话!</span> </div><div><span style><br></span></div><div><span style>=========</span></div><div><span style>新版狄仁杰里最威猛的一段:李元芳:大人,后院发现一具无头男尸。狄仁杰:以我断定,此人已死!李元芳:大人未到现场就知此人已死,大人真乃神人也! </span> </div><div><span style><br></span></div><div><span style>=======</span></div><div><span style>有一次我问我妈以前的职业是什厶。老妈干脆的把另一难题(我是哪来的)给解决了。</span><br style><span style>她的回答:我以前是卖小孩的,你太丑了,卖都买不掉,只好自己养了。。。</span> </div><div><span style><br></span></div><div><span style>======</span></div><div><span style>一朋友,服装店主。今天俩女,身材暴好。相中一件上衣,要价125。问要两件能否便宜点。朋友答,最多差5元。两女一阵嘀咕,完了弱弱的问朋友,两件300卖不。据说朋友苦苦思索了十几秒。忍痛卖了。</span> </div><div><span style><br></span></div><div><span style>=====</span></div><div><span style>一日看某女男友的球球状态,浪漫的写着:你五毛我五毛,那么咱俩就能一块了!众人羡慕之时,另一女说到:你六毛我六毛咱俩就能一块2了…再另一女接到:你七毛我七毛,咱俩就能一块死了…</span> </div><div><span style><br></span></div><div><span style>=====</span></div><div><span style>瘦肉13元一斤,我说要10斤,肉贩麻利地为我称了一大块肉。我说要不了那么多,要8斤吧。于是肉贩切下几块肉再称,说正好8斤。我拿起被切下的肉将26元扔给肉贩转身就走。肉贩哭丧着脸喊:“大哥,给多5块吧。”</span> </div> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-50311910194261979532011-11-30T12:05:00.001-08:002011-11-30T12:05:55.437-08:00仔仔被爸爸修理了<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">** 仔仔被爸爸修理了,他跑去找妈妈诉苦:“妈妈,有人打你儿子你会怎样?” 妈妈:“我会打他的儿子报仇!” 仔仔:“……”</span> <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">** 悬崖上一只小老鼠挥舞着短短的前爪,一次又一次跳下去,努力学习飞翔,旁边母蝙蝠看着它摔的头破血流,忧心的说:它爹,要不告诉它,它不是咱亲生的!</span></div> <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">** </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">有个朋友第一次勤工俭学在公园里卖冰棍,不好意思吆喝;这时候突然有一人在那里大喊:“卖冰棍儿~~~~卖冰棍儿~~”。那朋友一听,心里可高兴了,就跟着喊:“我也是~~~~我也是~~~~”。</span></div> <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">** </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">有只兔子走进一家店里问老板:你们这儿有没有胡萝卜卖?老伴说:没有。过了一会儿兔子又来问:你们这儿有没有胡萝卜卖?老板不耐烦的说没有!过了一会儿兔子又来问了,老板终于忍无可忍:你要是再来捣乱我就拿把剪刀把你的耳朵剪了!­</span></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">过了一会儿兔子又来了:你们这儿有没有剪刀卖?老板说:没有。兔子又问:你们这儿有没有胡萝卜卖……</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">** </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">空姐劝乘客系安全带­</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">“上次飞机迫降没系安全带的都摔的血肉模糊。”­</span></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">问:“那系了安全带的那??”­</span><br style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">答:“没事,都坐的好好的,跟活人一样。”</span><div><span 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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">第四天小白兔蹦蹦跳跳就来了:老板,有一百个小面包吗?老板:太好了!今天有一百个小面包~!­</span><br style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">小白兔:太好了!给我来两个!</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><br> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">** 母</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">狼刚失恋,觅食时路过一间小屋,听到一男人教训自己的孩子:“再哭,就把你扔出去喂狼”小孩在屋里哭了一夜,狼在外面守了一夜,早上起来,狼哽咽说:男人,男人都是骗子!!!</span></div> <div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="宋体"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px;"><br></span></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="宋体"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px;">** </span></font><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">女友发短信给我:“我们还是分手吧!”­</span></div> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">过一会,我又收到:“对不起,发错了!!”</span> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-78581367359872902272011-10-27T13:08:00.001-07:002011-10-27T13:08:52.102-07:00澜波起再故事铁高州温 - 转自百度贴吧 - 一个时代的写实<div><span class="Apple-style-span" 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background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> <div class="d_badge_title" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; color: rgb(76, 76, 76); position: absolute; text-align: center; width: 60px; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; left: 0px; font-family: arial, 宋体; "> 正式会员</div><div class="d_badge_lv" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; left: 60px; color: rgb(182, 94, 0); font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; position: absolute; text-align: left; padding-left: 8px; width: 25px; height: 25px; font-family: arial; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/s2.gif?v=2.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; padding-top: 3px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> 5</div></div></div></li></ul></td><td class="d_content_has_lzl " style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; 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padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a class="p_author_name" href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/114211825?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=uname" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">ERP春秋</a></li> <li class="l_fans" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "><div class="p_fans" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/114211825/fans?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=fans" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">1</a>位粉丝</div></li><li class="l_badge" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "> <div class="p_badge" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><div class="d_badge d_badge_icon1" id="p_badge_main" title="本吧头衔2级,经验值14" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/bg.png?v=1.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; cursor: pointer; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; margin-top: 4px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto; position: relative; width: 85px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> <div class="d_badge_title" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; color: rgb(76, 76, 76); position: absolute; text-align: center; width: 60px; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; left: 0px; font-family: arial, 宋体; "> 中级粉丝</div><div class="d_badge_lv" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; left: 60px; color: rgb(182, 94, 0); font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; position: absolute; text-align: left; padding-left: 8px; width: 25px; height: 25px; font-family: arial; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/s1.gif?v=2.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; padding-top: 2px; margin-top: 1px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> 2</div></div></div></li></ul></td><td class="d_content_has_lzl " style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="p_content" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><p class="d_floor" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; color: rgb(75, 75, 75); font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: right; "> 6楼</p><p id="post_content_14702091397" class="d_post_content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; "> 是反着</p><br></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="lzl_tail" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; text-align: right; line-height: 24px; "><ul style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; float: right; "> <li class="j_lzl_r" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; float: right; "><a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1237850896#" class="lzl_link_unfold" style="color: rgb(4, 73, 190); text-decoration: none; margin-right: 5px; ">回复</a></li> <li class="lzl_time" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; 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class="d_name" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a class="p_author_name" href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/167477262?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=uname" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">xiaomimi0412</a></li> <li class="l_fans" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "><div class="p_fans" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/167477262/fans?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=fans" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">9</a>位粉丝</div></li><li class="l_badge" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "> <div class="p_badge" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><div class="d_badge d_badge_icon2" id="p_badge_main" title="本吧头衔5级,经验值75" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/bg.png?v=1.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; cursor: pointer; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; margin-top: 4px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto; position: relative; width: 85px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> <div class="d_badge_title" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; color: rgb(76, 76, 76); position: absolute; text-align: center; width: 60px; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; left: 0px; font-family: arial, 宋体; "> 正式会员</div><div class="d_badge_lv" 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0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="lzl_tail" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; text-align: right; line-height: 24px; "><ul style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; float: right; "> <li class="j_lzl_r" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; float: right; "><a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1237850896#" class="lzl_link_unfold" style="color: rgb(4, 73, 190); text-decoration: none; margin-right: 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204); border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); height: 90px; visibility: visible; "></a></div> </li><li class="d_name" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a class="p_author_name" href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/214079130?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=uname" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">laohuang41</a></li> <li class="l_fans" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "><div class="p_fans" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/214079130/fans?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=fans" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">3</a>位粉丝</div></li><li 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absolute; text-align: center; width: 60px; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; left: 0px; font-family: arial, 宋体; "> 核心会员</div><div class="d_badge_lv" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; left: 60px; color: rgb(182, 94, 0); font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; position: absolute; text-align: left; padding-left: 8px; width: 25px; height: 25px; font-family: arial; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/s3.gif?v=2.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; padding-top: 3px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> 6</div></div></div></li></ul></td><td class="d_content_has_lzl " style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="p_content" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><p class="d_floor" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; color: rgb(75, 75, 75); font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: right; "> 8楼</p><p id="post_content_14707857994" class="d_post_content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; "> 看吧楼主给逼得</p><br></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td 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style="color: rgb(4, 73, 190); text-decoration: none; margin-right: 5px; ">回复</a></li> <li class="lzl_time" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; "> 2011-10-09 11:32</li></ul></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> </td></tr></tbody></table><div class="d_post_split" style="word-break: 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padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; float: left; width: 90px; border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-right-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); height: 90px; visibility: visible; "></a></div> </li><li class="d_name" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a class="p_author_name" href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/92906202?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=uname" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">解说孤独的狼</a></li> <li class="l_fans" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "><div class="p_fans" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/92906202/fans?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=fans" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">397</a>位粉丝</div></li><li class="l_badge" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "> <div class="p_badge" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><div class="d_badge d_badge_icon2_1" id="p_badge_main" title="本吧头衔7级,经验值228" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/bg.png?v=1.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; cursor: pointer; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; margin-top: 4px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto; position: relative; width: 85px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> <div class="d_badge_title" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; color: rgb(76, 76, 76); position: absolute; text-align: center; width: 60px; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; left: 0px; font-family: arial, 宋体; "> 核心会员</div><div class="d_badge_lv" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; left: 60px; color: rgb(182, 94, 0); font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; position: absolute; text-align: left; padding-left: 8px; width: 25px; height: 25px; font-family: arial; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/s3.gif?v=2.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; padding-top: 3px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> 7</div></div></div></li></ul></td><td class="d_content_has_lzl " style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="p_content" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><p class="d_floor" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; color: rgb(75, 75, 75); font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: right; "> 9楼</p><p id="post_content_14716315716" class="d_post_content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; "> 可怜的娃,以后说话一直这样可咋办啊。。。要是被精神病了到哪去看望你啊。</p><br></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="lzl_tail" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; text-align: right; line-height: 24px; "><ul 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target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">200001078</a></li> <li class="l_fans" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "><div class="p_fans" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/161062279/fans?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=fans" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">63</a>位粉丝</div></li><li class="l_badge" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "> <div class="p_badge" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><div class="d_badge d_badge_icon2_1" id="p_badge_main" title="本吧头衔6级,经验值175" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/bg.png?v=1.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; cursor: pointer; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; margin-top: 4px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto; position: relative; width: 85px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> <div class="d_badge_title" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; color: rgb(76, 76, 76); position: absolute; text-align: center; width: 60px; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; left: 0px; font-family: arial, 宋体; "> 核心会员</div><div class="d_badge_lv" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; left: 60px; color: rgb(182, 94, 0); font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; position: absolute; text-align: left; padding-left: 8px; width: 25px; height: 25px; font-family: arial; background-image: 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18px; text-align: right; "> 10楼</p><p id="post_content_14729082038" class="d_post_content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; "> 怎么话都不敢好好说了...</p><br></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="lzl_tail" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; text-align: right; line-height: 24px; "><ul style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; float: right; "> <li class="j_lzl_r" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; float: right; "><a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1237850896#" class="lzl_link_unfold" style="color: rgb(4, 73, 190); text-decoration: none; margin-right: 5px; ">回复</a></li> <li class="lzl_time" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; "> 2011-10-10 16:03</li></ul></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> </td></tr></tbody></table></div></div><div class="l_post" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; width: 718px; padding-left: 16px; position: static; "><div class="p_post" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 0px; line-height: 0px;"><br></span><div class="d_post_split" style="line-height: 18px; font-size: 12px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal 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border-right-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); height: 90px; visibility: visible; "></a></div> </li><li class="d_name" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a class="p_author_name" href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/179772719?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=uname" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">如风往事如风</a></li> <li class="l_fans" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "><div class="p_fans" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/179772719/fans?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=fans" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">77</a>位粉丝</div></li><li class="l_badge" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "> <div class="p_badge" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><div class="d_badge d_badge_icon2_1" id="p_badge_main" title="本吧头衔6级,经验值130" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/bg.png?v=1.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; cursor: pointer; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; margin-top: 4px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto; position: relative; width: 85px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> <div class="d_badge_title" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; color: rgb(76, 76, 76); position: absolute; text-align: center; width: 60px; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; left: 0px; font-family: arial, 宋体; "> 核心会员</div><div class="d_badge_lv" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; left: 60px; color: rgb(182, 94, 0); font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; position: absolute; text-align: left; padding-left: 8px; width: 25px; height: 25px; font-family: arial; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/s3.gif?v=2.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; padding-top: 3px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> 6</div></div></div></li></ul></td><td class="d_content_has_lzl " style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="p_content" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><p class="d_floor" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; color: rgb(75, 75, 75); font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: right; "> 12楼</p><p id="post_content_14729468730" class="d_post_content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; "> 是啊,说话要小心,不能逞一时之快。<br><img class="BDE_Smiley" src="http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/jd/j_0008.gif" width="40" height="40" style="margin-top: 8px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; border-top-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-bottom-style: none; border-left-style: none; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; "></p> <br></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="lzl_tail" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; text-align: right; line-height: 24px; "><ul style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; float: right; "> <li class="j_lzl_r" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; float: right; "><a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1237850896#" class="lzl_link_unfold" style="color: rgb(4, 73, 190); text-decoration: none; margin-right: 5px; ">回复</a></li> <li class="lzl_time" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; "> 2011-10-10 16:30</li></ul></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> </td></tr></tbody></table></div></div><div class="l_post" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; width: 718px; padding-left: 16px; position: static; "><div class="p_post" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 0px; line-height: 0px;"><br></span><div class="d_post_split" style="line-height: 18px; font-size: 12px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; background-color: 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border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); height: 56px; visibility: visible; "></a></div> </li><li class="d_name" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a class="p_author_name" href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/164708427?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=uname" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">X风00</a></li> <li class="l_fans" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "><div class="p_fans" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/164708427/fans?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=fans" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">35</a>位粉丝</div></li><li class="l_badge" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "> <div class="p_badge" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><div class="d_badge d_badge_icon2" id="p_badge_main" title="本吧头衔5级,经验值59" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/bg.png?v=1.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; cursor: pointer; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; margin-top: 4px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto; position: relative; width: 85px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> <div class="d_badge_title" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; color: rgb(76, 76, 76); position: absolute; text-align: center; width: 60px; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; left: 0px; font-family: arial, 宋体; "> 正式会员</div><div class="d_badge_lv" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; left: 60px; color: rgb(182, 94, 0); font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; position: absolute; text-align: left; padding-left: 8px; width: 25px; height: 25px; font-family: arial; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/s2.gif?v=2.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; padding-top: 3px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> 5</div></div></div></li></ul></td><td class="d_content_has_lzl " style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="p_content" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><p class="d_floor" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; color: rgb(75, 75, 75); font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: right; "> 14楼</p><p id="post_content_14730350997" class="d_post_content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; "> 不 矢ロ 亻十 么 日寸 候 开 ぜ台。ロ自 ロ斤 言兑, 贝占 ロ巴� 有 辶寸 シ虑 每攵 感 字 节 白勺 言兑 シ去。于 是,ロ自 学 会 ㄋ 扌斥 字。后 来,ロ自 米青 礻申 分 歹刂 ㄋ。 见 巾占 京尤 丁页</p><br></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: 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style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; "></a><table cellspacing="0" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; width: 718px; table-layout: fixed; "> <tbody><tr><td class="d_author" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 1px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; white-space: nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: center; width: 98px; "> <ul class="p_author" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; "> <li class="icon post_icon" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; position: relative; "><div class="icon_relative" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; position: relative; display: inline-block; zoom: 1; "> <a class="p_author_face" href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/156077570?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=uface" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; "><img class="icon" src="http://tb.himg.baidu.com/sys/portrait/item/eb7bbacfd0c4becdbfb4bfb4ce13" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 1px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: initial; border-color: initial; float: left; width: 90px; border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-right-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); height: 90px; visibility: visible; "></a></div> </li><li class="d_name" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a class="p_author_name" href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/156077570?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=uname" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">合心就看看</a></li> <li class="l_fans" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "><div class="p_fans" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/156077570/fans?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=fans" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">15</a>位粉丝</div></li></ul></td><td class="d_content_has_lzl " style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="p_content" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><p class="d_floor" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; color: rgb(75, 75, 75); font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: right; "> 15楼</p><p id="post_content_14730877770" class="d_post_content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; "> 你这不正好是要被那个精神了吗,正常的能这样发话吗</p><br></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="lzl_tail" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; text-align: right; line-height: 24px; "><ul style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; float: right; "> <li class="j_lzl_r" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; float: right; "><a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1237850896#" class="lzl_link_unfold" style="color: rgb(4, 73, 190); text-decoration: none; margin-right: 5px; ">回复</a></li> <li class="lzl_time" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; "> 2011-10-10 18:05</li></ul></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 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visibility: visible; "></a></div> </li><li class="d_name" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; "><a class="p_author_name" href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/204961838?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=uname" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">紫墨梓清</a></li> <li class="l_fans" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "><div class="p_fans" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> <a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/i/204961838/fans?st_mod=pb&fr=tb0_forum&st_type=fans" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(38, 28, 220); text-decoration: none; ">410</a>位粉丝</div></li><li class="l_badge" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: block; "> <div class="p_badge" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><div class="d_badge d_badge_icon2_1" id="p_badge_main" title="本吧头衔6级,经验值158" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/bg.png?v=1.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; cursor: pointer; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; margin-top: 4px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto; position: relative; width: 85px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> <div class="d_badge_title" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; color: rgb(76, 76, 76); position: absolute; text-align: center; width: 60px; height: 25px; line-height: 25px; left: 0px; font-family: arial, 宋体; "> 核心会员</div><div class="d_badge_lv" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; left: 60px; color: rgb(182, 94, 0); font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; position: absolute; text-align: left; padding-left: 8px; width: 25px; height: 25px; font-family: arial; background-image: url(http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/static-pb/img/s3.gif?v=2.0); background-attachment: scroll; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; padding-top: 3px; background-position: 0px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; "> 6</div></div></div></li></ul></td><td class="d_content_has_lzl " style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="p_content" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><p class="d_floor" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; color: rgb(75, 75, 75); font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: right; "> 17楼</p><p id="post_content_14733222153" class="d_post_content" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; "> 顶度娘塔嘛的肺。<br></p><br></div></td></tr><tr><td style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="lzl_tail" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; text-align: right; line-height: 24px; "><ul style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; float: right; "> <li class="j_lzl_r" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; float: right; "><a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1237850896#" class="lzl_link_unfold" style="color: rgb(4, 73, 190); text-decoration: none; margin-right: 5px; ">回复</a></li> <li class="lzl_time" 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padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; width: 718px; table-layout: fixed; "> <tbody><tr><td class="d_author_anonym" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 18px; padding-right: 1px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 1px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; white-space: nowrap; vertical-align: top; width: 98px; text-align: right; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "> 218.205.237.*</td><td class="d_content_has_lzl " style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="p_content" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "><p class="d_floor" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; 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style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> <div class="lzl_tail" style="word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; text-align: right; line-height: 24px; "><ul style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; list-style-type: none; list-style-position: initial; list-style-image: initial; float: right; "> <li class="j_lzl_r" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 5px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; float: right; "><a href="http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1237850896#" class="lzl_link_unfold" style="color: rgb(4, 73, 190); 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margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; "> </td><td class="d_content_has_lzl" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 20px; word-break: break-all; font: normal normal normal 12px/18px 宋体; vertical-align: top; line-height: 24px; text-align: left; word-wrap: break-word; "> </td></tr></tbody></table></div></div></span> </div> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-51814343835471483042011-10-27T13:01:00.001-07:002011-10-27T13:01:09.203-07:00专业维修核潜艇<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">专业维修核潜艇、反应堆,核弹头翻新,抛光,打蜡.回收二手航母,清洗航母油槽、航天飞机保养换三滤.高空作业擦洗卫星表面除尘.批发歼10,F22 F35 B2轰炸机,各类核弹头。量大从优!有发票!全面接受预定歼20,3个月内提机,送两年保养,送飞机后视镜,挡风玻璃贴膜,还有惊喜小礼品钥匙扣,打火机等...另,新到一批野生散养奥特曼,纯天然无污染,欲购从速</span> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-69521002990295823282011-10-26T11:26:00.000-07:002011-10-26T11:27:00.065-07:00抢银行<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 宋体; font-size: 14px; line-height: 24px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">广东一伙劫匪在抢劫银行时说了一句至理名言: “通通不许动,钱是国家的,命是自己的!”大家都一声不吭躺倒。<br>劫匪望了一眼躺在桌上四肢朝天的出纳小姐,说:“请你躺文明些!这是劫财,又不是劫色!”<br> 劫匪回去后,其中一个新来的硕士劫匪说,老大,我们赶快数一下抢了多少。<br>那老劫匪(小学文化)说:“你傻啊?这么多,你要数到什么时候啊?今天晚上看新闻不就知道了吗。”<br>----这就叫工作经验,这年头工作经验比学历更重要!<br>劫匪走后,行长说,赶紧报案!主任刚要走,行长急忙说:“ 等等!把我们上次私自挪用的那五百万也加上去!”<br>主任说:“要是劫匪每个月都来抢一回就好了”。<br>工作很枯燥,快乐最重要! <br>第二天新闻联播报道银行被抢了一亿,劫匪数来数去只有两千万。<br> 老大骂道:“妈的,老子拼了一条命才抢了两千万,银行行长动动手指头就赚了八千万,看来这年头还是要读书啊!” <br>银行行长看到新闻联播后激动滴对主任说:“妈的,你小子可以,胆儿够肥的啊......”<br>主任笑而不语,如卸重负暗自心想:“妈的,终于通过劫匪把买中石油股票的窟窿补上了。”</span> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-29736618981054516132011-09-15T11:51:00.001-07:002011-09-15T11:51:17.292-07:00short jokes【关于霸王洗发水的网友评论】1、自从用了霸王,这腰也不酸了,头也不痛了,连心脏都不跳了;2、霸王霸王,助你早日见阎王;3、霸王洗发水,残奥会指定洗发水;4、霸王洗发水,后妈的选择;5、一直以为霸王洗发水是中药世家,现在才知道其实是农药世家。<p>=========<p>一天,猪对熊说:"你猜我口袋里有几块糖?"<br>熊说:"猜对了你给我吃吗?"<br>猪肯定地点点头:"恩,猜对了两块都给你!"<br>熊咽了咽口水说:"我猜有五块。"<p>=========<p>pol.ice抓到一偷龙虾的男子,男子辩称:冤枉!这两只龙虾其实是我的宠物,我是带它们出来散步。pol.ice:胡说八道!男子:真的!它们超爱到海里游泳,只要我一吹口哨,就会游回来!pol.ice:哟~这我倒要瞧瞧了。于是男子把手上两只龙虾抛到了海里。pol.ice:我看你怎么把龙虾叫回来!男子:龙虾?什么龙虾?Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-75797598390246429732010-06-11T14:00:00.001-07:002010-06-11T14:00:09.675-07:00短笑话=====<br>妹妹拿了一包锅巴在院子里吃的津津有味,弟弟在旁边眼巴巴的看着,想吃又不好意思说,就问妹妹,"让我尝尝脆不脆",妹妹拿了一片放嘴里,说"你听听"<p>=====<br>某男小学时候某天上课,一女生突然哭了,由于他的座位靠后所以不明真相。下课后只见该女生哭着跑了出去,之后班长端着一簸箕的碳灰开始在她的位置搞清洁(我小学时如果班上有同学吐了,也是从外面弄碳灰覆盖的~~)。四处打听才知道,原来这个女生月经来了,而且貌似量还很大。<p>班上一非常热心的男生听闻此事,飞快冲出教室,去小卖部买了一包护舒宝,非常体贴地放在该女生的位置上。大家都称赞他乐于助人。可该男生似乎觉得自己做的还不够,拆开护舒宝,从中取出一片wsj,撕开包装纸,展开小翅膀,整整齐齐的贴在该女生的凳子上。<p>第二天这女生见到凳子,再一次哭着跑了出去。<p>=====<br>中午去ATM存钱,排队时后面的美女问我:"存钱是吗?"<p>"嗯"<p>"我正好要取钱,反正你要存,不如把钱给我,咋俩就不用排队了"<p>我一想觉得挺有道理,就把钱给她了。<p>======<br>前几天单位吃饭,一小年轻同事要了一瓶大雪碧,给大家倒了一圈,轮到自己的时候瓶子空了。于是该同事晃着雪碧瓶对服务员说:"这个还有吗?"服务员屁颠屁颠地跑过来,接过瓶子仔仔细细地检查了一遍,一脸诚恳地说:"没有了。"<p>======<br>高中时候,一天自习,前座男生突然回过头深情的对我说:我脑子里全是你~~<p>当时偶脸刷的下红了。。。<p>过了两秒,想起刚才我貌似刚骂过他:你脑子里都是屎!!<p>反应过来,揍他……<p>=====<br>小时候,6,7岁的时候吧,过年放完鞭炮,我把掉在地上没响的都捡起来一个个掰开,把火药倒在了烟灰缸收集起来想做个大的。刚忙活完,小伙伴叫我出去玩,我顺手把烟灰缸放在了桌子上。一会儿隔壁叔叔来拜年,我老爸招呼叔叔抽烟,叔叔本来抽着一支烟,一看老爸拿的烟比他的好,就把他的烟摁在了烟灰缸里。。。。一阵火光闪过后。。。。叔叔上医院了,我挨了一顿暴打。。。Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-13900637944003569662010-06-01T14:05:00.001-07:002010-06-01T14:05:19.091-07:00短笑话小保姆嗓门特别大,主人叮嘱,今晚来的都是有身份的人,说话务必小声一点。吃完饭,主人客人玩牌,小保姆收拾完想早点休息,于是凑近男主人耳边轻声道:"那我先睡了哈。"<p>今天上色彩课,我们边画边聊天。我旁边的同学说昨天他在路上捡了只小狗,就把小狗捡回家,可是他妈不让养,说了一句让我们全班都笑喷的话,他妈说咱家只能养一个畜生,你自己看着办<p>一个5岁中国小孩参加美国脱口秀节目,一个漂亮MM做翻译。美国主持人曰:"Who is your favorite<br>singer?"MM翻译:"你最喜欢哪个歌手啊?"小孩兴奋地回答:"Micheal<br>jackson."MM欣慰地一笑,转身对主持人说:"迈克尔杰克逊"<p>某天上课,电工学,老师提问:"为什么采用高压输电?"一同学回答:"谁敢偷电,电死他"<p>中学时物理老师上课讲摩擦生电说:我们冬天的时候脱毛衣。毛衣都会嚓嚓响。还有电光。但是夏天就不会这样。为什么呢? 后面的男生:因为夏天不穿毛衣。<p>我问我妈:"你要那么多土豆干啥呀?"<br> 我妈说:"吃呗,你忘了你小时候跟猪抢土豆吃了?"<br> 我吓了一跳,赶紧制止我妈:"这事儿可别跟外人说。"<br> 我妈很是骄傲:"怕啥呀?你忘了你赢了?"<p>一哥们儿隔壁新搬来个老外,一天晚上老外敲门求助,说:"我的电视坏了,不能换台。"<br> 这哥们儿低头看了眼表,很镇定的说: "全国的电视在晚上七点到七点半都会发作这种病毒的。"<p>哥们和父亲一起种地,哥们负责把握方向,父亲只管拉着驴走,每次哥们套好车后,跟前面得父亲说"爹,走吧"父亲就拉着驴向前走,日复一日<br> 一天,父亲没来,哥们一个人套好车后,不论怎么赶驴,驴都不走,哥们气急,鞭子抽打也不见效果<br> 哥们冷静下来,灵机一动,高喊一句"爹,走吧"驴缓缓前进~~~~~~~~<p>老婆去外地出差,好几天不回来。<br> 下午她开会的时候偷偷发条短信给我,"我边上的领导睡的像头死猪,好好笑啊~"<br> 结果电信的问题,半夜才发到我手机上<p>有一次上网,拣了个手机,想了想还是还给失主吧,于是在他手机里找了了个电话号码打了过去(电话号码是失主的妹妹)对方接通后说:"哥,什么事?"于是我说:"对不起,你是这个手机主人的妹妹吗?你哥手机丢了,我拣到了!"她听后说:"哦,你等一下。"然后就把电话给挂了。大约两分钟后。这个电话响了,我一接,就听对方是个女的说:"哥,你的电话找到了!<br>"Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-73390106040923172622010-05-28T09:53:00.001-07:002010-05-28T09:53:11.567-07:00孩子的世界是这样地1、怎么样让蚊子不叮我们呢?<br>答:请一个保姆在门口守着。(保姆血溅三尺...)<br> 在身上涂点油,蚊子蹬上去就会滑掉了。<br> 身上涂点胶水,就把蚊子粘在上面了。<p>2、为什么现在没有恐龙了?<br>答:恐龙去拍电影了。(原来如此...)<p>3、如果有一天大海里没有水了,鱼怎么办呢?<br>答:让小河里的水流到大海里去,再放点盐就变成大海了。 (明白海水和淡水的区别呀!)<br> 叫鱼学会在陆地上呼吸。(动物就是酱紫进化的...)<p>4、小鸟的尾巴有什么作用?<br>答:可以盖屁股。(遮羞用的啊...);<br> 跳舞的时候张开很好看。<p>5、小朋友的脸是干什么用的?<br>答:我的脸可以用来洗脸。(捶地...);<br> 没有脸的话,舌头、牙齿、鼻子、眼睛和嘴巴都要露在外面了。"<br> 我的脸是给爷爷奶奶捏的。<p>6、人为什么不是蛋孵出来的?<br>答:小鸡有尖嘴巴,人没有尖嘴巴,我们没办法从壳里钻出来的。<br> 有翅膀的动物才会从蛋里生出来。(这个倒有些道理。)<br> 我妈妈一生完就把我抱出来了。<p>7、为什么小孩是从妈妈肚子里生出来的,不是从爸爸肚子里生出来的?<br>答:爸爸肚子里都是啤酒,生出来的孩子都是醉的。<br> 爸爸没有产假,妈妈有产假。(爸爸血溅三尺...)<br> 爸爸是男的,如果生孩子,就会难产。(爸爸继续血溅三尺...)<p>8、人的鼻子有什么用处?<br>答:没有鼻子就不能闻出饭菜的味道,吃了就很怪的。<br> 没鼻子的话,鼻毛和鼻涕就没地方住了。(抱头...)<br> 没鼻子香水就卖不掉了。<p>9、头发有什么用处?<br>答:冬天不会被雪砸破头。<br> 给理发师一点事做。(理发师血溅三尺...)<p>10、爸爸为什么要刮胡子?<br>答:胡子长了喝稀饭不方便。<br> 胡子长了他的脸会疼的。<br> 胡子长长了会变成头发的。<p>11、有什么办法让胖子瘦下来,让瘦子胖起来?<br>答:瘦子多打拳击,胖子做靶。(胖子血溅三尺...)<br> 叫胖子多喝点水,肚子就会变得很大很大,一揿,就瘦了。(胖子继续血溅...)<p>12、如果你家门口撞死一只兔子,你爸爸妈妈会怎么办呢?<br>答:我妈妈会把它送到医院的。<br> 我爸爸会高兴地流口水。 (爸爸:...)Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-57361245314906529132010-05-24T00:03:00.001-07:002010-05-24T00:03:20.515-07:00气死老师的答卷 1.“床前明月光”,下一句同学填“李白睡的香”…<br> 2.“三个臭皮匠”下一句他竟然填“臭味都一样”…批卷老师立即晕倒…<br> 3.陶渊明的“不为五斗米折腰”,那同学斗胆的写“给我六斗就可以”…<br> 4.“穷则独善其身”,下一句同学填“富则妻妾成群”。<br> 5.“西塞山前白鹭飞”,下一句“东村河边乌龟爬”?<br> 6.“天若有情天亦老”,下一句“人若有情死的早”?<br> 7.“葡萄美酒夜光杯”,下一句“金钱美女一大堆”…<br> 8.“想当年,金戈铁马”,下一句“看今朝,死缠烂打”…<br> 9.这个才过瘾!“洛阳亲友如相问”,同学对“请你不要告诉他”…<br> 10.“两情若是长久时”,同学对“该是两人结婚时”<br> 11.“书到用时方恨少”,同学对“钱到月底不够花”…<br> 12.“清水出芙蓉”,有人写“乱世出英雄”…<br> 13.“问君能有几多愁”,同学填“恰似一壶二锅头”。<br> 14.这个绝了!“日照香炉生紫烟,李白来到洗手间,小李飞刀一瞬间,李白变成小太监”。<br> Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-69200281423383407212010-03-01T10:56:00.001-08:002010-03-01T10:56:13.762-08:00英文不好导致的笑话[网文转贴]<p>1. 我住进宿舍的第一天,发现房间里有冷水热水两个水龙头,因为别人告诉我英国的冷水可以直接喝,我以为热水也是,于是很兴奋的用热水冲了一杯咖啡...<br>2. 第一次去家庭医生那里做体检, 我跟人家说 i wanna make an appointment for the annual<br>check in~~~~~医生愣了一下 反应过来说 oh anual check up? sure...<p>3. 刚来英国的时候跟一个女生去银行开户,一个银行职员很亲切地走上前来,还没开口说话,就听那女生说"May i help<br>you?"职员当时就石化,我就在后面拉她衣服,她侧头跟我说,别捣乱别捣乱。然后又对人家说了一次"MAY I HELP YOU"<p>4. 刚来的时候我们三人行,好朋友,两女一男。有天合伙去市场,那个男生想买茄子,上来就问 "how much for one<br>kilometer?" 我和另一个女生觉得太丢脸,默默的闪开装不认识他<p>5. 某某老公刚来的时候英语很不好,坐天车的时候不小心踩了一个白人女的的脚,结果他想躲开的时候不小心又踩了那女的另一只脚……<br>然后那女的就瞪着他,他想说"IM SRY"结果一着急就特别大声的说成了"IT'S OK!"然后那女的就也特别大声的回他一句:"IT'S<br>NOT OK!!"全车人都疯了……<p>6. 一个朋友, 才来英国不都是要去警察局注册嘛,我那个朋友当时英文不是一般的差,他连警察局怎么说都不知道。但是他还是很有勇气,一个人打算去警察局注册。走在路上,<br>他随便抓了一个老爷爷,想问说警察局在哪里。但是他发音不标准,把police说成please,那个老爷爷挣扎了半天,听不懂~<br>于是他着急了:"please啊,wear hat, use gun!"一边说一边还比划动作。终于那个老爷爷听懂了,然后回答他:'you<br>want to find police? they are everywhere!" 他更着急了,于是大声说" no no no, i<br>want a group of please, they stand together...."那个老爷爷这次真的听懂了,原来他是要找<br>police station!于是老爷爷把他带去了,还对police说这个从中国来的小伙子英文不好,他需要帮助・<p>7. 朋友的男朋友好猛,他刚来的时候去超市,人家问他要不要cash<br>back,他还以为买东西还有钱收,就说要!人家问他要多少,他就跟人家说:as much as possible !<p>8. 刚来的时候,大家都很节省,想说这可不是rmb,多贵啊,一瓶可乐都得换算的来买...一天5个男人去买麦当劳,啥都看不懂....想说那就买个便宜点的<br>吧, 5个人还都买一样的.....结果付钱的时候人家问了句"sure?" 朋友还很郁闷,干吗啊,不能吗? 结果拿到手一看,happy<br>meal 暴汗,5个大男人,就在那坐着吃happy meal还带着玩具的呢...<p>9. 第一天到学校报到,一个很漂亮的白人女生微笑的对我说,What's up? 我抬起头看了看天花板。。。回答道,Nothing Up.....<p>10. 她去SHOPPERS买掏耳朵的棉棒 一边做掏耳朵的动作一边问 DO U HAVE CONDOM STICK?<br>店员巨迷茫的2手一摊WHAT? 我朋友立马使劲掏耳朵 CONDOM 啊, CONDOM STICK 啊...演了半天,店员恍然大悟 DO U<br>MEAN COTTON Q TIPS?<p>11. 老师问我有Glauben(信仰)吗? 我说我没Gewissen(良心),其实是想说信仰的。<p>12. 说个我朋友的, 他叫李硕,刚来英国第2天有个老外问他说:Are you sure? 他想都没想还笑嘻嘻的跟人说:yes , i am shuo le!<p>13. 刚来的时候,住一个寄宿家庭的男生非要请我吃饭,结果就去了麦当劳 他问我你要什么,我帮你点。 我说我就要第一个的那个meal<br>就行。他说行,我跟你吃一样的。结果老哥上去就跟人家说"Number one two."<br>点餐的白人听不懂,他跟人家大声地重复了三遍,他自己还特生气。<p>14. 以前学英文的时候,老师交了一个词,shabby.班里有几个男同学就恶搞。一听到老师说这个词,他们就跟着读,读。""<br>还一直笑个不停。后来老师也知道他们笑什么了。(原来是 i 的谐音)<p>15. 来的第二年了,我去商店买鞋,然后拿着就去问营业员:is this made of beef or pork<br>(俺的意思就是猪皮还是牛皮的),那个营业员的表情到现在都记得。<p>16. 我有一朋友刚来,长的不错,遇一阿×搭讪,那哥们特直接,张口就问我朋友:R u married? 我朋友楞了下,来了句:I am<br>not Merry, I am Fairy. 她以为人家问她你是Merry 吗?<p>17. 我想起来我一同学第一次来英国正好遇上入关检查特严,她妈妈让她给这边的一个朋友带了个金华火腿结果被狗狗闻出来了就被领取office<br>了…… 然后officer就要她解释用报纸包起来的东西是什么…… 我那同学说leg…… 然后那officer一脸被吓到的表情,问了句<br>"Pardon" .... 然后我那朋友很大声重复说 leg!她说我当时想那officer怎么连火腿都不懂,还特地在腿上比划了半天 leg<br>啊 leg 就是 leg 啊…… 要不是后来有个中国人帮她我估计她在英国第一站是警察局……<p>18. 刚来的时候和朋友打电话去必胜客 。。。 他菜单上面是 super supreme 我就很激动的对着电话喊 我要一个 super<br>super me !!!! 对方茫然 我还激动的大喊了好几声 super super me ! 对方继续茫然啊。。。<br>拼出来以后,对方才说哦哦哦 super supreme ..... 一年都没有再定必胜客的东西<p>19. 朋友在大街上看一老太太摔跤了 想去扶起来咯 然后好心的想问 你怎么样? 然后直接说: how are you? ......我估计老太太得疯了.<p>20. 我刚来的时候,有一次和学姐们出去吃饭,吃完后一人一个fortune<br>cookie,当时不知道里面有字条,直接就吃了,可怜我到现在都不知道我那张纸条上写的什么<p>21. 在网上看到一个人说他同学刚出国闹的笑话,问他最近干什么,他说去看电影,然后问他有什么好电影,他说过两天有一部电影叫"COMING SOON"。<p>22. 突然想起还有一个朋友在语言学校时的东北一小哥的笑话,不过那男孩是好心。那天那小哥下课快到家了,结果看到两辆车撞了,他就出于好心报警了,"Hi,<br>My name is XXX, a car f**ked a car, I see red water ,plz cal Wuliwuli<br>come." 解释一下,a car f**ked a car 就是car crash, red<br>water他是想说blood,wuliwuli是ambulance,因为ambulance的声音是这个。。。 其实他是想说:there's<br>a car crash here, someone injured plz call ambulance come over. 最搞得是,<br>police竟然听明白了,警车和ambulance马上就到了。。。牛啊!!!<p>23. 当时来英国不久,逛街的时候路上总有很多人发传单,所以就习惯性的会说:NO,THANKS.<br>结果有次人家给的是新年宣传纸,然后还跟我说:HAPPY NEW YEAR. 然后我很快回答:NO, THANKS<p>24. 刚来的时候想找份PART<br>TIME的工作,看到有招工的,还有电话,我就打电话过去。。。当时刚来这里,好怕打电话。。。之后人家接电话,我一激动就说成: do you<br>need a job?<p>25. 上英语课.跟同学做interview.... 我问她喜欢做什麽..她说...hanging out in the cafeteria<br>with friends... 我当时就奇怪...为什麽她喜欢吊在餐厅呢? 然后我去问那个助教...<br>我还做了�吊死的动作....她看到后...笑到疯了.... 我却很无奈....hanging out...Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-13528537837687778892010-01-15T16:47:00.001-08:002010-01-15T16:47:05.004-08:00经典句子50 娃娃问:"妈妈,用ABCDEFG怎么造句?" 妈妈回答:"A呀!这B孩,C家的啊?光着个脚站在D上,EF也不穿,还露着小GG!"<p> 一觉醒来,天都黑了。<p> 昨天是"海龟(归)",今天是"海带(待)".就业真难啊<p> 我花8万买了个西周陶罐,昨儿到《鉴宝》栏目进行鉴定,专家严肃地说:"这哪是西周的?这是上周的!<p> 没魅力的女人才说男的花心,没能力的男人才说女人现实~钱是掌握一切的根本<p> 当你身背一张弓一支箭走进一个又深又窄的峡谷深处,发现前面有一只狼,后面有一个鬼。请问:你是射狼还是射鬼?<p> a:"你到浙大来做什么?"b:"混。" a:"离开浙大后你想成为什么样的人?"b:"混混。"<p> 一炮走红――是形容女艺人的……<p> 四岁的男孩亲了三岁的女孩一口,女孩对男孩说:你亲了我可要对我负责啊。男孩成熟地拍了拍女孩的肩膀,笑着说:你放心,我们又不是一两岁的小孩子了<p> 班里有个女生,色狼一个,QQ昵称叫"拒绝",于是我好奇地问了句:"你为啥叫这个名字啊?"她回过来一个羞涩表情说:"难道你不觉得加上偏旁比较含蓄吗?*^_^*"<p> 大象把大便排在路中央,一只蚂蚁正好路过,它抬头望了望那云雾缭绕的顶峰,不禁唱到:呀啦索,这就是青藏高原!~~~<p> 偶尔幽生活一默你会觉得很爽,但生活幽你一默就惨了……<p> 女友问我她死了我会怎样?我坚定的说:我不会独活(再找一个活)她大悦~!<p> 今天很残酷,明天更残酷,后天很美好,但是很多人都会在明晚死掉...<p> 生前何必久睡,死后自会长眠……<p> 领导,亲自上厕所啊!<p> 男人把生活当戏,所以处变不惊,女人把戏当生活,所以看戏流泪<p> 火车上,一个女孩靠在男孩肩膀上睡着了,这是一个故事;一个男孩靠在女孩肩膀上睡着了,这是一个事故;我就纳了闷,为什么我的生活中处处充斥着事故而不是故事!<p> 扶着墙进 扶着墙出-------吃自助餐的最高境界Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-1131629575908090612010-01-15T16:36:00.001-08:002010-01-15T16:36:28.834-08:00米好烫1、某天我开着一辆宝马,遇到了一个特别崇拜我的小猫。。他诧异的问我:哥,宝马怎么来的?我边回忆边说到:那天在酒吧遇见个美女,晚上她开着她的宝马把我拉到了山顶上,然后脱了她的衣服跟我说"你可以要你想要的"。于是我开走了她的宝马。那位小猫思索半天说:哥,我更加崇拜你了!你做的很对,她的衣服你也穿不了哇!<p>6、一食人族小国国王乘豪华客机旅行,空中小姐询问:先生,您午餐想吃什么?牛排好吗?国王摇头。<br>空中小姐又问:鸡排好吗?国王仍摇头,空中小姐:先生,您究竟想吃什么?国王说:请拿旅客名单来给我看看。。<p>14、我们学校外语系有个老教师,是个老爷爷,头发花白,目光炯炯,经常穿着老式中山装,很像五十年代的国家干部。老教授退休以后发挥余热,每天早上给国际广播电台做一档天天学英语的节目。节目是直播的,大清早。国际广播电台在八宝山附近,很远。所以老教授每天天不亮就要奔赴那儿。<br>有一天,老教授起晚了。不能迟到,赶紧打车。<br>"师傅,去八宝山。"<br>在清早的迷雾中,司机师傅觉得身上凉凉的。<br>老教授一路表情严肃,片语不发。司机师傅一路飞驰,但路途遥远,眼看着直播的时间快到了。<br>老教授着急地一把抓住师傅肩膀:<br>"快点,快点,天就要亮了!"<p>18、中午和男朋友一起吃饭,他捧着他的那碗米饭在吃,忽然特别认真得对坐在他对面的我说:"你好胖啊!"我顿时火冒三丈吼道:"你说什么??"他一脸茫然,又更大声地说了一遍"你好胖啊!"我忍无可忍忍无可忍,上去两个耳光接一个锁喉抛摔,吼道:"你丫是不是美女看多了!你再说一遍!"可怜他攒足了一口气说了一句让让我顿时很后悔的话:"我说'米好烫啊!'Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-278491526215678501.post-13144066991497733782010-01-15T16:32:00.001-08:002010-01-15T16:32:06.437-08:00神经病患者一天下午,我同学在建设银行十分无聊的上班,一个穿得很糟糕的女士(神经病患者)来到他窗口,给了他一张纸条要提款。纸条上赫然写着"兹派XX同志于贵银行处提取人民币".然后是l后面N多个零元。落款是***C.P中央办公厅***。<p>我同学本来想报警,可看该神经病患者女子很认真的样子,想想还是打发给保安算鸟.(~估计保安也是很闲).<p>果然,保安对该女子说:"你这张条子想要提款,必须先到对面派出所,找所长盖一个章,他盖完章,你再来取钱就没问题啦。"<p>该女子想都没想,直接就向派出所走去了。(这保安还真不一般,平时有点小看他了).<p>大概十多分钟,排队的顾客慢慢多起来的时候,那个女子兴高采烈的回来了,举着那个条子,说:"人家说啦,办公程序简化了,不用所长批条直接就可以取钱啦。"<p>我这个同学一听到这就不住的感叹:pol.ice队伍里真有高人,一句"高调"就给打发回来了。<p>我这个同学和保安当时就有点傻了,营业大厅有很多人都在,怕她精神病发作起来影响正常的秩序,只好把值班主管找来了。<p>主管和女患者在一边聊了几句,问你取钱做什么用呀,女患者说:"取钱买面包,蛋糕,吃的,买穿的"主管指了指不远处的地方,该女子就又高高兴兴地走了。<p>保安去请教"高招",主管当时是这样对女患者说的:<br>"我们这里是建行,只有建房子才能到这里取钱。你取钱买吃的,那肯定是粮食了,要去农行,买穿的等东西,取钱要到工商银行才行!"<p>我同学打心眼里佩服呀,到底是当主管的啊!!!!<br> …………<br> …………<p>过了一会儿,该女士又回来了.而且带来了工行的回答:"农行的人说了,这里是农行,只有农民能取钱,我是城市人口,工行的人说了,我们这里是公行,只能公的来取,母的不行!!!!,说我是贱人,要到建行取钱"<p>==============<p>有一天小明手上打着石膏,<br> 老师问:你的手怎么了<br> 小明说:断掉了<br> 老师说:为什么?<br> 小明说:因为我太懒了<br> 老师说:太懒手会断?<br> 小明说:我走在路上,鞋子跑进一颗石头,<br> 可是我懒的用手弄,<br> 就抱着电线杆抖着脚让石头掉出来,<br> 路人看了以为我触电就用木棍打我的手<br> 所以.................<br> 老师:............Calvin998http://www.blogger.com/profile/09288479625521451599noreply@blogger.com0